Funny Tagalog Words and Phrases

Every country or even a region has a language that is different from other languages. The language is generally spoken in formal as well as informal ways. There are many words that can be used for weird things or saying something funny. Today, we will learn about the funny words and phrases used in Tagalog. 

You might be wondering what is meant by Tagalog. Well, it is an Austronesian language that is usually spoken in Luzon along with the neighboring islands.  It is also considered the national language of the  Philippines (Filipino). The vocabulary that is used in the Tagalog language is having a blend of Spanish as well as English. Sometimes, you would also find a mixture of the Chinese language along with Sanskrit, Malay, And Tamil. 

Funny Tagalog Words and Phrases with Meaning

Given Below Are Some Of The Most Popular Funny Phrases And Words Of Tagalog Language 

Tagalog PhraseEnglish TranslationWhat it Means for Tagalog Speaking People
pa-burger ka naman / pa-Canton ka namanBuy some burger as a treat / Treat us to some Pancit CantonWhen someone got a promotion, a raise, or any achievement at all, you can say this phrase as a way of asking that person to treat you to some food.
Ay! Kabayo! / Ay! Kalbo! /Oh! Horse! Oh! Bald man!This is best used as an interjection and does not really mean anything negative at all. It may also be used as an expression itself to mean that someone looks bald or like a horse.
Susmaryosep / Ay sus, ginooJesus, Mary, and Joseph Oh, Jesus!This is a funny wordplay to know and is used as an interjection. Basically, this integrates the English Holy names. However, please be careful in using this humor line since the Philippines is a Catholic country and some Pinoys may not find it not funny at all.
Edi, wow / Ikaw naWow/ You’re the best alreadyThese are new negative phrases to say and are primarily used if you want the other person to shame and stop the other person from speaking. On the flip side, these can also be a hugot line to show that you wish to be as smart as the other person.
Sip-sip kasi siya / Linta kasi siyaSuch a leechJust like how leeches feed on blood, you can use this as a metaphor for someone who is also feeding the ego of the boss in the hopes of getting a promotion or being seen in a positive light.
Nosebleed ako!I am having a nosebleedUnlike its literal translation, Filipinos like using this funny phrase to say that they are having a hard time understanding something.
Sana all!I wish I have that tooThis funny remark and popular hugot line are rampantly used online, and it refers to the concept of wanting what another person already has. For instance, if someone has a special boyfriend/girlfriend, you can say something like “sana all” to mean that you also want the same thing.
Jumuju lanis MorissetteRefers to the Filipino singer named MorisetteIt is funny in the sense that this is wordplay to the name of the Filipino singer, Morisette. The lines “jumuju lanis” refers to the rain.
Push mo yan!Push it!In Pinoy language, this fun hugot phrase literally means “go for it!” This is safe to use and is best for pushing the person to his/her limits.
Keri lang! / KeribellsI can carry itUnlike the literal translation, this well-loved Pinoy humor line actually means that you are feeling fine and you can handle whatever it is.
ApirHigh fiveThis Tagalog word simply means “good job” in the English language. It can also be used as a humor line to signify that “you tried,” when someone cracks some jokes that are not even funny.
Kapag hindi mo nakita, makikita mo!If you do not find it, you will see it!This is a classic Pinoy hugot remark which is usually used by older people (like our parents or grandparents) and it mainly suggests that if you cannot find what you are looking for, then you will see or experience some sort of punishment.
Lalabas ang airconThe air conditioner will go forthUnlike its literal translation, this humor line means that the cold air produced by the air-conditioner will not be trapped inside the room if you keep the door open for an extended period.
Anak ng tokwa / Anak ng pating /Son of a tofu / Son of a shark /This is the Filipino counterpart for the English insult “son of a bitch.” In the Philippines, this is considered as a humor line and a regular expression that you can hear people saying from time to time.
Tumabi ka sa mga sasakyanYou stand next to carsUnlike what is suggested by the literal translation, this phrase is full of humor and is actually a friendly reminder that you should take care of yourself while crossing the streets.
Ju-moin ka? / Ju-join ka?Partake / JoinFor Tagalog speakers, this funny question can be used to ask if another person is joining you or partaking in the event. 
Pa-xeroxXerox brandFilipinos have the tendency to incorporate brand names in their language. In this example, Xerox refers not to the brand but to the act of photocopying or duplicating the document.
Isara mo ang FrigidaireFrigidaire brandDo not be confused because when Filipinos say this, they actually mean that you need to check and make sure to close the refrigerator door and not the Frigidaire brand.
Tomjones na akoI am Tom Jones alreadyThis is of the cute Pinoy lines you can say instead of the plain old “I am so hungry”
Hey, statue?Hey, statue?This is a Pinoy wordplay that technically glued the words to the question “is that you?”
This is it, pancit!It is finally happeningIn the Filipino language, this phrase suggests that whatever it is you are hoping for is finally coming true!
Hiyang hiya naman akoI am so ashamedSame with the literal translation, this Tagalog phrase is used to signify that you are so ashamed.

Tagalog Words:

1. Lodi

Meaning: It is the Tagalog word that is used to praise or appreciate someone who’s done something impressive.

2. Diba?

Meaning: It is used in the form – “Right?” or “Isn’t it?”

Usage: One of the easiest Tagalog expressions to learn, diba may be placed at the start or end of your question, and you may sprinkle your English sentences with diba, making it sound like you know the Tagalog language.

3. Mumshie

Meaning: It is the word that is used for endearment towards your mom or female friend.

Mumshie is basically a slang as well as funny word of Tagalog that can be used in exchange for ma or mom. It can be used in a funny way to call your mom. but it can also be used to express endearment toward close girlfriends. 

4. Pak ganern! 

Meaning – the Tagalog word used to illustrate a funny point.

When the native people of the country are trying to explain something in a funny and entertaining way, the word “Pak Ganern” can be used. It means you are trying to illustrate something really funny.

5. Gandara Park

Meaning – The Tagalog word is used to admire someone’s sense of humor.