It is somewhat understandable why grammar can seem like an intimidating subject, especially for a kid. However, there’s always a fun way to learn new things. With funny sentences, kids can learn how to construct sentences, explore and learn new words and also have a fun time simultaneously.
Examples of Funny Sentences
Here are funny sentences that will help a kid gain a good grip over the language and also have a good laugh:
- The cat drove the car.
- The puppy makes great pizzas.
- My sister jumped on an octopus.
- John wants to buy a cake for his frog.
- His dog loves roller-coaster rides.
- The orange ate the apple while I was away.
- The giant lion baked cookies for Christmas
- I sold 10 apple pies to the dinosaur next door.
- The cat ate a bowl of cereal
- The monkey asked me for help with his homework
- Jen’s pet squirrel sent me a text message
- The fat rat sat on the mat
- Kat married the iguana this Tuesday
- My parrot failed the Math test
- My brother wanted to visit the lion’s den
- My cat was flying all day yesterday
- The penguins played poker all evening
- I befriended a pumpkin because he was lonely
- The seagulls had a financial crisis
- The elephants played chess because they were bored
- The mice under the bed are angry on my mother
- They ate laptops for dinner
- Look! It’s raining chocolates
- The monkeys fought with the gorillas
- Richard went for a walk with his lizards
- My friends live in the zoo
- I went to see the doctor because I ran out of candies
- My dogs went on a vacation
- Timothy gave me a basket of worms for my birthday
- The refrigerator gave Margot dance classes
- The frogs and the fishes sang in harmony
- The turtle divorced the pigeon because she was sick
- Jill’s house is made of chocolate cake
- The circle and the square left the rectangle alone
- I went fishing with the sharks this Sunday
- Dear math, grow up and solve your own problems.
- Keep looking up, there may be a rainbow waiting for you.
- When I’m too big for you to hold, I’ll hold you instead.
- If you listen very quietly, it sounds like the rain is playing music in the grass and the trees.
- Graham: Everyone in my class wants to be a doctor.
Mom: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Graham: A cheetah. Or a pig.
- I really love being human, but some days I really wish I could be a fairy.
- Mommy, I’m not joking, I’m not kidding, and I’m not playing. I NEED chocolate.
- Fog is just clouds that have fallen down.
- Ow! My eye! I didn’t know where my hand was going. I thought it wanted to rest behind my head but it wanted to poke me in the eye.
- It was fun being famous on my birthday
- Mommy, I love you. When monsters come, I will save you.
- I really wish I had some yoga pants even though I really don’t do yoga . Kind of like you, mom
- Ashlyn, age 6: “Mommy, guess what?”
Mom: “What?”
Ashlyn: “I just love you.”
- Are we taking the stairs or the alligator?
- Mom: Good morning! Do you need a hug?
Erik: Actually, I need pancakes and not this hug.
- Mom: “Henry, you can come down out of time-out now.”
Henry, age 3: “No thanks, I’m at the French Revolution.”
- Mommy, I wish you were my age so you can be my daughter.
In my heart, I’m still little.
- I think I’m gonna be good for the rest of my life. Well, except when I make mistakes, but we can blame that on my emotions.
- Luke: Mom, when was I born?
Mom: February 17th, 2009.
Luke: Hey, that’s my birthday.
- 4-year-old Auggie in front of boutique display mannequins: “Meet my new family, mom. They are the quiet people.”
- Mom, sorry but I accidentally peed behind the toilet and also on that shoe.
- Sick Benji, age 3: “Mommy, my nose isn’t working. I need a new one, please.”
- If you put duck tape on a chicken, will it fall or do you need chicken tape?
- I’m just gonna give you little kisses because big kisses make you grow and mommies aren’t allowed to grow anymore.
- When I was in the backyard, my sock fell off and went over the fence.
- Stella bantering with her new stuffed toy: “You don’t like potatoes? I don’t like potatoes too!
- You’re so good at tying shoes, mamma. You’re the best one ever. I think you need a trophy, mamma.
- I never sleep with my mom in her bed because she has really big toots.
- Mommy, you never forget things. You always remember that you forgot. So you never really forget.
- I will miss you while I’m sleeping
- Violet is crying.
Mom: Violet, what’s wrong? Why are you so upset?
Violet: Because I can’t get this shirt to work!
Mom: Violet, honey… You can’t get the shirt to work because they are pants
- 2-year-old Ty is pooping on a potty trainer and talking to his poops: “Have fun in the sewer!”
- Mom, do snowmen poop? Haha, never mind that’s silly! They don’t have butts.
- Country song playing in the room: Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey, whiskey makes my baby feel a little frisky.
- 3-year-old Jack: Mom, whiskey makes babies?
- “I wish we were fairies, our life would be easier.
- A mom and her daughter Grace are folding clothes. Grace sings: “You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them.”
- Caroline: What are taxes?
Mom: Taxes are money we pay to the government.
Caroline: Why?
Mom: Because it’s the law.
Caroline: Oh, that’s silly.
- Mom, I want a hot dog. They don’t come from dog though, do they?
- Daddy, you tell me a boy story. Maybe you can tell me about ninja turtles. Is there a ninja turtle that likes purple?
- Mommy, my cousins were talking girl talk and they said I have to kiss a girl and marry her. I just want to stay with you and daddy
- Mom, I found this piller-piller outside. He doesn’t have any family or friends so he’s going to live with us now.
- Mommy, when I’m old, will I still be your sweet baby boy?
- 5-year-old Clark gets hurt: “Ouch! Oh, I wish Bay max was here
- Dad: You and me are about to go out and have fun.6-year-old Clark: You and I, Dad.
- Mommy, there’s a fly in here on my wall. It was flying by me, so I gave it my tough face.
- I felt like today was going to be a bad Valentine’s Day, since I don’t have a Valentine, but it was actually a pretty good day
- My daddy works so much because he loves me
- Mom, button my sweater please. I’m going to go slay a dragon.
- Did I behave awesome in the store? Even better than dad?
- You can make a wish but it’s not magic. People have to make it happen.
- Man, those flowers are very good listeners, but they kind a like to beg me for stuff all the time. Like, they beg for bananas
- 3-year-old Stella is eating sugary treats: “Mom! The sugar bugs in my mouth are laughing so hard right now
- Why’d you make the dog get fixed? Now he’s never going to get a wife.”
- I wish that I was a doggie, but I’m not. I’m a two-year-old big sister
- Mommy, can you give me one more push on the swing? For America
- Mommy, who’s your friend Prosecco that you keep talking about?
Mom: What should we get Grandma for Mother’s Day?
Son: She’s not a mom, she’s a grandma.
Mom: She’s a mom. She’s your father’s mom.
Son: Well, that sounds like it’s his problem.
- 3-year-old child: Mommy, I need to wear my goggles so I don’t have to see people.
Mom: Grab me a pair too.
- 4-year-old child: I’m kind and nice, Mommy. And you’re kind and nice.
Mom: Aww, thank you!
4-year-old child: No, no, I said you’re kind of nice.
- Mom: I’m so lucky to be your mom.
6-year-old child: I’m so lucky to have so many LEGOs.
- 5-year-old son picking up a bra: “Mom, there’s your boob clothes”.
- I pledge allegiance to the flag of Captain America.
- Mom: It’s going to be a little chilly today, buddy, so you’re going to have to wear pants.
2-year-old Cohen Micah: *Gasp!* Did my shorts grow?
- “I wasn’t hitting Brady, I was just loving him with my boot!”
- Erik: Mom, I need a phone.
Mom: You can have a phone when you’re 12. Besides, who do you need to call?
Erik: Well, The Ghostbusters.
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